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Post by Justine on Dec 18, 2006 10:03:18 GMT -5
"Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. "
Thomas Jefferson
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Post by Talon Karrde on Jan 3, 2007 19:05:26 GMT -5
"Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses." - John Weitz
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Post by Talon Karrde on Mar 4, 2007 18:04:14 GMT -5
Wisdom found inside a fortune cookie: "The person who learns to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused."
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Post by Justine on Mar 20, 2007 18:50:02 GMT -5
"Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have, so spend it wisely." - Kay Lyons
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Post by Talon Karrde on Apr 4, 2007 17:09:00 GMT -5
"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this..." - Theron and later Gorgo, 300
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Post by Talon Karrde on Apr 12, 2007 19:18:19 GMT -5
Rest in peace, Jennifer Roberts aka Mama  Jennifer Roberts was a terrific and selfless friend always looking out for all of her "children". Whenever things were rough for me, Mama was there to lend an ear and some sound advice. Whenever someone was out to make my life miserable, Mama always gave me a heads up. Mama always believed in me and when a new job opportunity presented itself, Mama was one of my cheerleaders, telling me to take the job and never look back. When I did take the job, Mama formed a collection for me and organized a private going away party with a group of very special co-workers whom I will never forget. I was just talking about her with a friend this weekend and with a co-worker just yesterday. When I heard the news today about her death due to a recurring fight with cancer, I was shocked. I know that Mama would want me to remember her for the fun-loving, kind-hearted, smiling woman that she was. I can hear her now - "No tears, Baby." Rest in peace, Mama Jennifer - you will be truly missed, but never forgotten! |
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Post by Talon Karrde on Apr 27, 2007 10:59:53 GMT -5
Told to me by a co-worker after I complained that I couldn't apply for a certain computer job because I didn't have a degree in Computer Science, but had more practical experience than anyone currently working the job:
"B.S. - just what it sounds like
M.S. - More of the Same
PHD. - Piled Higher and Deeper"
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Post by Talon Karrde on May 8, 2007 16:54:48 GMT -5
"Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner." - Gary Smith
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Post by Talon Karrde on May 15, 2007 17:35:12 GMT -5
If driving while operating a cellphone without a hands-free device is illegal in New York and New Jersey, why is it that drivers in both of these states think it's okay to text message while driving?
- Me, as I shake my head wondering at the lack of brain cells in most tri-state area drivers these days.
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Post by Talon Karrde on Sept 15, 2007 17:29:06 GMT -5
"Being full of shit and being trained to hold it are two different things." - Anonymous
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Post by Talon Karrde on Apr 19, 2008 14:10:18 GMT -5
"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Post by Talon Karrde on May 28, 2008 18:53:12 GMT -5
Two thoughts I blurted out loud today:
"The inmates are running the asylum!"
"It's a speed limit, not a f*****g suggestion!"
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Post by Talon Karrde on Jun 4, 2008 16:39:44 GMT -5
"There's no failure to communicate! There's a blockage between the ear and the brain!" - Me
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Post by Talon Karrde on Aug 8, 2008 13:03:51 GMT -5
"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals." - George Mikes
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Post by Talon Karrde on Oct 15, 2008 10:49:41 GMT -5
To the tune of Janice Joplin's Mercedes Benz:
Oh Lord...won't you find me a be-e-tter shift...my staff are all crazy...I can't take this ****...my bra-ain is tired...I just want to quit...Oh Lord...won't you find me a be-e-tterrrrr shiiiiiifffffft!
- Email sent to a co-worker in one of those losing-my-mind moments
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