Post by jpmessiah on Feb 5, 2006 20:58:28 GMT -5
1. My dad once:
Chased me down a block when I ran away from home so I could play ball in the park with the girl I "loved." It's funny to watch fat people run. I was young and stupid. LOL
2. Never in my life:
Have I cheated on a girlfriend.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is:
Denita, because I never know where she is coming from and when I mistakingly think the worst, a conversation with her brings a smile on my face.
4. High School is:
The place I regret not doing more in.
6. My first real love was:
Christina Stallone
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen
would be:
Mike Rubino would be my best man and then girls would have to wear tuxes, because Katrina, Annia and Vanity are my closest friends. Of course, I would have to let someone from my future wife's side also be a groomsman. Isn't that the way it works or something? There would have to be some trades made. LOL
8. I talk to my ex:
About nothing but business.
9. When I was 5:
I had my first erotic dream about Holly and Jennifer. They were wearing black tight outfits and robbing my home and it got me really excited. I probably was the first kid that age to learn the birds and the bees. Thanks a lot mom and dad for warping me at a young age.
10. Last Christmas I:
Thought of the one girl I wanted to spend it with all day and yet I fought off calling her.
11. Last New Years I:
Enjoyed a small party, but wished that same special girl was with me to celebrate it. And again, I fought off calling her.
12. When I turn my head left i see:
My St. John's University jacket
13. When I turn my head right i see:
My air conditioner.
14. The craziest Family Event was:
Ooooh, when I got locked in a bathroom and banged on the door over and over again for half an hour. I was only five and scared. So many toilets around me and no one coming in to use them.
15. If I was a character on Family Guy I'd be:
The daughter, because instead of complaining that no one likes me at school like she does on the show; I would come home, run upstairs and just touch myself all day. Girls are so lucky.
16. By this time next year:
I will have a new job, be more secure in the relationship I am in, and will be shopping around my book. Go Jon.
17. My favorite day is:
Christmas, because I like to give. I always say it is better to give than receive. I always say that.
18. I have a hard time understanding:
Women and their wacky ways.
19. One time:
I chased a girl through a train station. No, it was not to kill her. No, I chased after this girl, because we just got into a fight and I wanted to see her before she got on her train so we could say goodbye and hopefully not be mad at each other. Then I killed her.
Just kidding.
20. You know I "like" you if:
I feel comfortable making fun of you.
21. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be:
God, because that's what all the cool rappers do.
22. Take my advice:
Women don't try to be hurtful or uncaring. They are just crazy.
23. My ideal breakfast is:
IHOP. Anything there.
24. If you visit my hometown:
You will be surprised at how much less shootings there are then there used to be.
25. If you spend the night at my house:
You are most likely going to leave the house next morning with a smile on your face. Yea, no guys spend the night at my house so no stupid comments.
26. I'd stop my wedding if:
God came down and said, "RUN AWAY NOW!!!! SHE'S THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE!!!!"
27. The world could do without:
Underage hot girls. I think all girls should remain ugly until they reach the age 18. The world would be a better place. Or, if God had a fast forward button and once a girl looked hot, no matter how old she was, he'd be a true guy and turn them 18, then give me a chest bump, a beer and a box of condoms. Thanks God.
28. I'd rather have:
A strong relationship with a girl that could not be broken than great sex with girls I will never see again.
29. My favorite blonde is:
Phyllis. My old friend.
30. Paper clips are more useful than:
Staples
31. If I do anything well, it is:
Over analyze, worry and sabotage. I am really good at those things and yet, no awards are given out for that.
32. And by the way:
I am only that way when someone is just plain confusing and doesn't send out the right signals.
33. The last time I laughed:
A little while ago on the phone when Denita discussed and mimicked my various mood swings that occur within a span of mere minutes. She was actually quite funny. I kind of realized why I like her so much now.
34. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds is:
Mice. Cause girls would really freak out then. Ooooh, so would I. EEEEEEEEK!!!!!
35. I shouldn't be:
Wasting away my time filling this thing out.
36. Once, at a bar:
I let a girl I didn't really know very well grind into me for what felt like hours. So hot. Then we went out for three months and I realized she was friggin crazy.
37. Last night:
I slept like a baby, because I drank too much.
38. There's this girl(s) I know who(m):
Has a real shot at being completely happy with me in a relationship if we both learned to compromise a little.
39. A better name for me would be:
George Washington, because I can never tell a lie. Yes, I chopped that cherry tree down and yes, you look fat in that dress and yes, that color makeup is not flattering, and no, I don't have a headache, but the idea of sleeping with you makes me sick. HAHA. Honesty is fun.
40. When I go back to school I'll:
Be getting my graduate degree so I can teach and not work at the current hellhole I work at right now. Ahhhh...that felt good to say.
Chased me down a block when I ran away from home so I could play ball in the park with the girl I "loved." It's funny to watch fat people run. I was young and stupid. LOL
2. Never in my life:
Have I cheated on a girlfriend.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is:
Denita, because I never know where she is coming from and when I mistakingly think the worst, a conversation with her brings a smile on my face.
4. High School is:
The place I regret not doing more in.
6. My first real love was:
Christina Stallone
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen
would be:
Mike Rubino would be my best man and then girls would have to wear tuxes, because Katrina, Annia and Vanity are my closest friends. Of course, I would have to let someone from my future wife's side also be a groomsman. Isn't that the way it works or something? There would have to be some trades made. LOL
8. I talk to my ex:
About nothing but business.
9. When I was 5:
I had my first erotic dream about Holly and Jennifer. They were wearing black tight outfits and robbing my home and it got me really excited. I probably was the first kid that age to learn the birds and the bees. Thanks a lot mom and dad for warping me at a young age.
10. Last Christmas I:
Thought of the one girl I wanted to spend it with all day and yet I fought off calling her.
11. Last New Years I:
Enjoyed a small party, but wished that same special girl was with me to celebrate it. And again, I fought off calling her.
12. When I turn my head left i see:
My St. John's University jacket
13. When I turn my head right i see:
My air conditioner.
14. The craziest Family Event was:
Ooooh, when I got locked in a bathroom and banged on the door over and over again for half an hour. I was only five and scared. So many toilets around me and no one coming in to use them.
15. If I was a character on Family Guy I'd be:
The daughter, because instead of complaining that no one likes me at school like she does on the show; I would come home, run upstairs and just touch myself all day. Girls are so lucky.
16. By this time next year:
I will have a new job, be more secure in the relationship I am in, and will be shopping around my book. Go Jon.
17. My favorite day is:
Christmas, because I like to give. I always say it is better to give than receive. I always say that.
18. I have a hard time understanding:
Women and their wacky ways.
19. One time:
I chased a girl through a train station. No, it was not to kill her. No, I chased after this girl, because we just got into a fight and I wanted to see her before she got on her train so we could say goodbye and hopefully not be mad at each other. Then I killed her.
Just kidding.20. You know I "like" you if:
I feel comfortable making fun of you.
21. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be:
God, because that's what all the cool rappers do.
22. Take my advice:
Women don't try to be hurtful or uncaring. They are just crazy.
23. My ideal breakfast is:
IHOP. Anything there.
24. If you visit my hometown:
You will be surprised at how much less shootings there are then there used to be.
25. If you spend the night at my house:
You are most likely going to leave the house next morning with a smile on your face. Yea, no guys spend the night at my house so no stupid comments.
26. I'd stop my wedding if:
God came down and said, "RUN AWAY NOW!!!! SHE'S THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE!!!!"
27. The world could do without:
Underage hot girls. I think all girls should remain ugly until they reach the age 18. The world would be a better place. Or, if God had a fast forward button and once a girl looked hot, no matter how old she was, he'd be a true guy and turn them 18, then give me a chest bump, a beer and a box of condoms. Thanks God.
28. I'd rather have:
A strong relationship with a girl that could not be broken than great sex with girls I will never see again.
29. My favorite blonde is:
Phyllis. My old friend.
30. Paper clips are more useful than:
Staples
31. If I do anything well, it is:
Over analyze, worry and sabotage. I am really good at those things and yet, no awards are given out for that.
32. And by the way:
I am only that way when someone is just plain confusing and doesn't send out the right signals.
33. The last time I laughed:
A little while ago on the phone when Denita discussed and mimicked my various mood swings that occur within a span of mere minutes. She was actually quite funny. I kind of realized why I like her so much now.
34. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds is:
Mice. Cause girls would really freak out then. Ooooh, so would I. EEEEEEEEK!!!!!
35. I shouldn't be:
Wasting away my time filling this thing out.
36. Once, at a bar:
I let a girl I didn't really know very well grind into me for what felt like hours. So hot. Then we went out for three months and I realized she was friggin crazy.
37. Last night:
I slept like a baby, because I drank too much.
38. There's this girl(s) I know who(m):
Has a real shot at being completely happy with me in a relationship if we both learned to compromise a little.
39. A better name for me would be:
George Washington, because I can never tell a lie. Yes, I chopped that cherry tree down and yes, you look fat in that dress and yes, that color makeup is not flattering, and no, I don't have a headache, but the idea of sleeping with you makes me sick. HAHA. Honesty is fun.
40. When I go back to school I'll:
Be getting my graduate degree so I can teach and not work at the current hellhole I work at right now. Ahhhh...that felt good to say.
