Post by shadowwalker on Sept 8, 2005 13:05:52 GMT -5
If this offends, i do duly apologise...
Junior asks his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His Dad sighs and
replies,"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too
late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your Mom sent me an
instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of
unauthorised program activity from a self-extracting file which had
implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared and said: "You've got male."
Junior asks his Dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His Dad sighs and
replies,"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too
late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later your Mom sent me an
instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of
unauthorised program activity from a self-extracting file which had
implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared and said: "You've got male."
