Post by Justine on Oct 6, 2005 16:28:01 GMT -5
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How does it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited.
Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey you jerk! It's 3 in the morning!"
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How does it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited.
Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey you jerk! It's 3 in the morning!"