DrayvensCrow
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Feb 13, 2006 16:27:38 GMT -5
Ahhhhh.....It's good to be back, however limited it is for the moment. Many things have gone on in the world of professional wrestling since I last added my two cents worth, some good and some deserving of rapid chair shots to someone's melon! So let's get going on what's happening now: First, congrats to Christian Cage on his NWA Title win over Jeff Jarrett last night. Now let's see how long they allow him to keep the belt: Will he get a good push or will he be treated the same as AJ Styles was in his last HWC reign? Sting's Back! Hey Great! One more out-of-his-prime wrestler signed by TNA/WCW! Hey! Maybe they can bring George "The Animal" Steel out of retirement next! Rey Mysterio's finally getting a major push over at SmackDown! Very good, Vince! Now find a way to do it WITHOUT having to use the memory of a deadman and his family. What?! You didn't know?! Vickie Guerrero and her kids will be at No Way Out and there are many backstage, including Chavo, who are VERY unhappy about how Vince is running this storyline! No, not WWEUncreative, Vince! Looks like things are returning to "the good ol' days." Congrats to Trinity, formerly of TNA, for signing with WWE! She's a great talent and I hope she gets moved over to RAW before it's too late! Right now, she's on the road to being teamed with Orlando Jordan as the hetero part of a three way angle with another male non-wrestler being the add-on. Yes, that would put Orlando as the Bi/middle member.....Did we not learn with the Chuck/Billy debacle, Steph? While I'm at it, can somebody hand me a folding chair so that I can go up to Stamford and blast Laurentis multiple times for overlooking April Hunter AGAIN?!?!?!?!?! OK, WWE! Get this through your thick skulls: April is one of, if not THE HARDEST WORKING TALENTS IN THE BUSINESS!!!!!!! Hey, you signed her partner, Talia, now do the right thing and sign "The Prize"! But, nooooooo! She's poses topless/nude for pics that you don't "like" and she's off limits! It's time to quit living in the old days and bring in the talent that you seem to overlook time after time! Can someone give a brother the winning numbers for the Mega-Millions drawing? Give me a couple of million dollars and six months later, I'll give you the next great wrestling promotion! No Flash in the pan but a viable alternative to WWE/TNA....and it will be the AWA! That's right! It's still around but languishing in relative obscurity up north around Michigan/Illinois. I can guarantee you that I (with a little help from my friends and you know who are. ) can make Vince and Dixie crap their collective pants and watch the return of the Monday Night Wars! It's time to fly the coup again, but rest assured, I shall return. How will you know? Check the sig!
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Post by DocMidnite on Feb 13, 2006 21:52:17 GMT -5
Give me a couple of million dollars and six months later, I'll give you the next great wrestling promotion! No Flash in the pan but a viable alternative to WWE/TNA....and it will be the AWA! That's right! It's still around but languishing in relative obscurity up north around Michigan/Illinois. I can guarantee you that I (with a little help from my friends and you know who are. ) can make Vince and Dixie crap their collective pants and watch the return of the Monday Night Wars!
6 months oh TTP? I'd say we could have Vince Crappin within 60 days!!! And yes someone should "bitch slap" that panty waiste roody poo gazillionaire! Say it with me Vince A-P-R-I-L H-U-N-T-E-R!!! Bring her in and let the women wrestle. You remember wrestling right Vince? It's what the second W in WWE stands for!
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DrayvensCrow
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Mar 6, 2006 19:31:07 GMT -5
Well, the Prodigal Crow has returned for another round of Laying The Smack Down on the jabronis ruling(or would that be ruining?) the world of Professional Wrestling, performer and promoter alike! First of all, let me congratulate my Tag Team Partner, DocMidnite on successfully making it through one more year of not running over VinnieMac when he travels through Northern New Jersey! Now he just has to get over the fact that a certain red head is off the market! ;D Now, on to the good stuff.... WWE has cut all professional ties with Marty Jannetty. Seems that Mr. Jannetty's probation officer won't let him travel to tonight's RAW in Birmingham.....Hey, Vince? Don't you think that's something you should have taken care of before getting him involved in a major storyline that leads up to WW22? Mr. Jannetty posted on his Myspace.com page why he wouldn't be able to show up and then proceeds to blast Dave Meltzer and every other Internet wrestling reporter in a verrrry un-Christian manner. Jannetty, HBK and Sting are involved with many faith-based wrestling promotions and organizations. Gee, Marty? I don't remember reading in the Bible where God said "....and Thou shalt call them asses and refer to your detractors as trailer park trash"? Seems like most of them have living conditions at least as good as yours, if not better? I don't have a problem with people of faith....just with two-faced people of faith! Congratulations to April Hunter and her new charge, J.D. Michaels on their reported engagement! Now, if I can just have a moment to respond to a certain individual out there who has referred to the lovely Ms. Hunter as "Internet C*** of the Month"..... Know your damn roll and Shut your stinking pie hole!!!! There's a certain promoter out in web land who seems to take great joy in defaming Ms. Hunter for her shooting on those who aren't as professional as they should be. She takes great care to not mention any names, though most fans know whom she is talking about. Hey, rube? Try being professional instead of lying to the Indie talent you hire!!!! And while you're at it, if you just want to make a buck at other people's expense, I hear Marty Jannetty is available.....I also hear that a particularly SLYCK, thieving individual would be willing to work there too! Looks like Stacy Keibler will be bidding a fond farewell to the Stamford Gang soon....Good Luck, Stacy: We'll hate to see you go, but we love to watch you leave! This would be the perfect opportunity to sign April and bolster the Women's Division!!!! But it'll never happen. Sadly, VinnieMac's idea is to hire models and train them to wrestle. More "cost-effective" I believe is the phrase....Candice Michelle as a believable contender to the Women's title?!?!?!?!?! C'mon! I'm a straight man but even with all of the blood rushing to another area of my anatomy, I could NEVER believe Candice was a serious contender! Since Lita's "demotion" to the role of Edge's eye candy, the Women's ranks have been almost decimated. If this is the way your going about business, Vince; then business looks really crappy right about now! Not only are you keeping April down, but other performers as well like Beth Phoenix, Melissa Coates, Angel Orsini, Trinity, Sarah Stock just to name a few! VinnieMac: You're RUINING the Women's division!!!! I'll put even money on any of the women I've listed above as being better than half the male talent on either roster!!!!!Looks like WrestleMania 22 will have plenty to offer from the SmackDown side of things....Raw????Not so much. And that's sad since Raw is supposed to be the "flagship" brand for WWE. TNA's Destination X should be great! Except for the fact that Steve Borden will be on the lookout for Jarrett and his cronies. No, I said it correctly: Steve Borden, not Sting. I wondered how long it would take for Borden to drop that gimmick when he signed. Abyss wants a title shot....wrestle someone who doesn't have to carry you FIRST, then call Zybysko! Samoa Joe, A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels take to the ring in an Ultimate X match....now let's see how SJ can work a match outside of his comfort zone! Jackie Gayda do something she doesn't want seen on the internet? Riiiiight. That's kinda like Sean Waltman/X-Pac/Syxx-Pac or whatever he's calling himself these days believing he's going to get another shot on prime time TV! Time once again for me to spead my wings! But never fear! I'll be back! Just look for the [glow=red,2,300]BAD MOON RISING!!!!![/glow]
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DrayvensCrow
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Mar 13, 2006 20:03:21 GMT -5
Three times is the charm for this little birdie, so let's talk about wrestling!
WCWTNA's Destination X PPV was a smash last night! It looks like the WCWTNA PTB have decided to put their faith in Christian as the top dog, but how long will it last? Steve Borden made his first in-ring appearance as himself and promptly proceeded to clear the ring and take care of business....that is, until "Big Ploppa Dump" Scott Steiner made his WCWTNA debut. Hey, Rechsteiner! Nice tat! Do you think you could make it a bit bigger? I could hardly see it! OK, enough of the comedy. THE match of the night was, of course, Ultimate X between Samoa Joe, AJ Styles and "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. Congrats to the Fallen Angel for regaining the X-Title and here's hoping that WCWTNA will finally recognize that AJ Styles isn't the only HWC caliber talent in the X Division!!!!
Stone Cold Steve Austin will make another return to WWE at Saturday Night's Main Event to open a can of.....beer?! JBL's challenge to a drinking contest to the Texas Rattlesnake is meant more as a reminder that SCSA's still under contract to WWE Films and that he will be inducting Bret Hart into the HoF. Is this what SCSA is going to be reduced to in his future wrestling appearances for VinnieMac?!?!?! If Steve's got the 'grapefruits', look for him to say a thing or two during the induction speech the night before WM22. Just a heads-up for those who will actually watch the JBL-SCSA challenge: I've seen them both three sheets to the wind and, trust me, JBL doesn't want to try and keep up with The Rattlesnake. (For you smarks out there, JBL is a slow, bumbling drunk who could be blindfolded with a shoe sting. I almost made $300 off of him one night when he thought his limo had forgotten him;it was actually 30 feet away from him. LOL )
The next great storyline for WWE's Womens Division is going to be.....Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson?!?!?!?! Only if Vince has a better working relationship with Girls Gone Wild! You can't tell me that Lita isn't itching to get back to in-ring competition and that Victoria and Trish wouldn't love Vince forever for letting her! I'm almost afraid to see next year's WM women's championship match up....Mickie James versus Linda McMahon or worse yet, Wilson's dog!
Not much this week but if you want more, just look for the [glow=red,2,300]BAD MOON RISING!!!![/glow]
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DocMidnite
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Post by DocMidnite on Mar 24, 2006 18:41:57 GMT -5
Oh how my TTP speaks the truth...And that was one of the worse "sells" on a stunner I have ever seen. Almost as bad as Linda McMahons. But at least she has an excuse. She's not a G-Damn wrestler. Hey JBL???Wanna see how to sell a Stunner. Watch some old footage of HHH or Chyna. Now they could sell that move!!! WCWTNA could use a real star like Stone Cold or even Brock the crock Lesner. Big Poppa Dump???Dear Lord NO!!!!How long before the DFG (Dog Face Gremlin) rears his ugly head???
Wrestling is in a shambles. And until TNA is ready to spend some cash...Vince has little to worry about! Other than low buy rites and low attendance that is!!!
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DrayvensCrow
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Mar 27, 2006 23:04:04 GMT -5
"Victims? Aren't we all?" You may know this as a quote from "The Crow" starring Brandon Lee but nowadays you could just as easily attribute this to a wrestling fan after watching WWE/TNA programming. Suddenly, what used to be the Monday Night War has now become the Monday Night BORE. OK, Vince. Repeat after me: "My family and I don't have to ALWAYS appear on RAW to draw viewers." C'mon, Vince. You can say it. No?! Sucks to be you, don't it? On the brighter side, the Mickey James/Trish Stratus storyline has finally gotten some teeth! About Damn Time! Having Ashley being held hostage in the ring was a nice twist. Mrs. Foley's baby boy and Edge going at it in a Hardcore match at 'Mania could bring back memories of ECW and the bloodbaths they made their name on! Now if Mick can carry Edge through this match, that would be a WM moment! The same can be said for the Money In The Bank match. Can Flair, RVD and Hardy carry Benjamin, Lashley and Findlay through what should be a Match Of The Year-type contest? More importantly, will Benjamin, Lashley and Findlay go with the program and blade during the match? It would be a major disappointment of only half of the participants are professional enough to give the fans what they want. Speaking of giving the fans what they want, Kudos to WCWTNA for booking the Sabu/Samoa Joe match. There's only one problem: It's just not the same Sabu. He's never really recovered since being out so long last year as evidenced by his last few matches in WCWTNA. Even his match at Hardcore Homecoming was better than his WCWTNA work of late. Let's just hope that those were more a product of Abyss' lack of that type of match than Sabu's physical state. Staying with WCWTNA....OK, Borden! Can you decide who in the name of Nick Bockwinkel you are going to be for your last run?! First Sting, then Borden and now, back to Sting. What's next?! Are you going to go to the next PPV as Jim Helliwig?! Oops! I'd better not give WCWTNA any ideas or we'll be seeing him on iMPACT come April! Although, once you think about it.....Why not?! Sure, Big Ploppa Dump's back! Why not bring back Warrior?! And the fake Sting and the rest of PowerTeam USA and Rick Bossman and Lizzy Borden and Blue Meanie and......Get the point?! Does anyone else think that Candice Michelle is going to clock Torrie with an illegal object during their Playboy Pillow Fight Sponsored By Dr. 90210? ???LOL OK, Steph! Enough's enough! Let's bring Trinity onto SmackDown and get the SD Women's division up and running! That way we can question Vince's wisdom about Sharmell being SDW Champ! You know he'll do it, too. Gemini......Hey! I know these guys! They're the same team WCWTNA dressed up in flesh colored tights and masks and called "The Johnsons"! No wonder they got rid of The Dicks! Back to RAW.....is everyone ready to see Carlita and Masters go at it? Yup, just hand them the belts at WM and wait a month! They'll be all over each other like HHH and a storyline involving the WWE Title! And finally......Bret, I'm begging you on behalf of all of your fans worldwide......COME BACK AT WRESTLEMANIA AND CLOCK THE ENTIRE LOT!!!!!! Let's put Montreal behind us once and for all! Until next time, if you want a clue.....Look for the [glow=red,2,300]BAD MOON RISING!!!![/glow]
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DocMidnite
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Post by DocMidnite on Mar 29, 2006 21:25:34 GMT -5
I just read not only has Bret refused to show up at Wrestlemania...but if he so much as Sees HBK he will walk out on the whole induction ceremony.
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Mar 29, 2006 23:59:04 GMT -5
Just a quickie here, boys and girls....
It's True! It's True! Bret Hart has indeed said that if he sees HBK at the HoF induction, he will leave. He has an interview over at SI.com, go check it out. Bret, I know you want the fans to remember you for how you were in the ring and not for a skit at the end of it. So do like everyone else seems to like to do these days and SHOOT IT!!!!!!
Also, Joey Styles has been pulled off of WM, to be replaced by J.R. He's taking the high road on this one, but if he still wants to work there he has to.
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DocMidnite
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Post by DocMidnite on Apr 3, 2006 18:08:26 GMT -5
Well I watched Hart's induction. From what has been posted it was seriously cut up. The whole 30/45 minutes to be on the Wrestlemania DVD release. Once again VKM has us by the short hairs. Most of what I watched it looked as if Hart was in pain to be there. It has also been posted that HBK and his wife left the audience before Bret came out. He still looks like he is in good shape. I gotta say. I am the biggest "mark" for Hart in the world. But I wish he could let the whole Montreal Incident go for what it is. A greedy meglomaniac and a selfish self centered A-hole doing what came naturally to them. Let it go Bret. The anger will eat you alive. Your fans still love you. Your family still loves you. And that gorgeous "Angel" loves you.
And Joey Styles???He'll be gone within a month or two. This whole thing was just to get him away from TNA!
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Apr 27, 2006 20:15:44 GMT -5
Oh contrare, my friend! Joey styles was brought in initially to replace Jim Ross during his rehab(Vince, to his credit, knew Coach couldn't be a viable replacement!) but will soon be returning to........ECW! That's kiddoes! Vince is bringing back ECW as a seperate entity and will more than likely take over AM RAW's Saturday morning slot on USA. There is going to be a WWE vs. ECW show in June and that's when the talent will be separated!
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Post by jpmessiah on Apr 28, 2006 14:46:37 GMT -5
ECW!!! ECW!!!! It is not taking over RAW AM. That show is geared toward a younger audience. What it is taking over is Velocity. It will be a web show as they search for television time. AM RAW, I think, has a second slot late at night and they should really put it there. I think USA television would give it its own slot if the ECW vs. WWE show gets a big rating. Also, how about this for an angle. I heard a rumor that JBL takes the title from Rey Mysterio and RVD uses his clause to demand a title shot with JBL. That's just a rumor. It is a strong rumor that RVD fights for a WWE title at the PPV. I say, have him beat it, have him grab the mic and have him declare the title the ECW title. Don't throw it in the trash. The WWE would never allow that. But just tell the WWE that he quits, rename the belt and start ECW right there. Then Batista comes back on Smackdown. They set up some type of battle between Undertaker, Batista, Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton (when does his 60 days run out), JBL and Mark Henry for a new belt and just go from there. What do you think?
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DrayvensCrow
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Post by DrayvensCrow on Apr 28, 2006 17:50:08 GMT -5
Ahhhh! The Shane Douglas-NWA angle! Would Vince use the same angle to re-start ECW? Doubtful, but not outside the box. RVD as ECW's initial champion....It would work if there's a big enough push behind him this time(as he has never held a meaningful heavyweight title before), but if they Benoit him, it could kill ECW's heat altogether. Hmmm.....will Paul E. take time away from OVW to be the force behind a new ECW? Or maybe Dean Malinko? OR........SHANE? ? Anything involving 'Taker for the next few months will have to include Kali(Giant Baba) and 'Taker's goal is putting him over for now.
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Post by stingworshiper1974 on Apr 29, 2006 21:12:00 GMT -5
I think if ECW starts up again Paul Heyman should grab Matt Hardy from Smackdown and put him where he deserves 2 be at ECW. Matt would kick arse at ECW. I think a ECW vs WWE war would be tricky since most of the Smackdown lineup are ECW guys.
Just a thought
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DrayvensCrow
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Post by DrayvensCrow on May 1, 2006 20:50:14 GMT -5
Nice to hear from you, sw! Please feel free to add any other views, especially if you have any on women's wrestling!
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Post by DocMidnite on May 12, 2006 19:32:53 GMT -5
Sorry. As much as I like EC..F'n W Vince is gonna kill it. He doesn't have a clue about ECW other than it has mega $$$ potential. Vince will never be a ble to re create what ECW was. And looking around the talent pool these guys are getting a little old for the punishment that ECW inflicts. Though Dreamer still knows how to bleed! The only way to kick off the ECW vs WWE war right would be to have WWE's top guys get decemated at the show, and VKM ain't gonna do that. Ya think HHH is gonna job or blade to Matt Hardy or Sandman..etc? No Way!
And to my TTP...They still have Womens Wrestling???Oh thats right in the independants. WWE sure doesn't. Where's Lita? Come on girl give them new implants a work out...Chyna??Victoria???Ivory???Jazz???I'm lovin Mickey James...But!!!Who the Hell is she gonna wrestle? More of the air headed eye candy???And where's my girl April been???
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