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Post by Talon Karrde on Feb 13, 2007 17:59:46 GMT -5
The NFL announced today that, for financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So, they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.
They will be known as the..........TAMPACKS.
Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string...
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Post by Talon Karrde on Feb 13, 2007 18:05:16 GMT -5
A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"
The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
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